I Went to LA last weekend, had a Seder dinner, and got married (!)
Yup. And I'm not even into bondage or anything freaky like that( actually that's not true).
Just wanted to do it for the satisfaction of cheating the Israeli Rabanut (the state's religious authority, unseperated) on August, when I smash a glass cup (aka light bulb) with my right shoe.
Sarah and I are having a woman Rabbi marry us in my kibbutz, and according to the word on the orthodox street there's as much room for a woman in the rabbinical institute as there is room for an orange on a Seder plate.
Guess what we threw in on our Seder plate last weekend.
Not that I need any piece of paper to commit to my love, it's just that marriage is somewhat of a spectator's sport, and our families needed something to talk about (I'm being mischievous).
Actually I really wanted to get married. You get a bunch of gifts, everybody is happy for you and you get to update a bunch of statuses online. Also, you get tax deductions and shit like that.
cool.
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*looks around for silk scarves and ropes*
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